The Pope’s visit to the Philippines has dominated Filipino interest as of late, and that’s great, but while people are busy debating theology and the nuances of balancing the Catholic faith and the liberalism of the modern age, we forget that the world’s most influential Christian leader is human, just like (most of) us!
1. The Pope Has A Master’s Degree In Chemistry
That White Smoke? He discovered that process
2. And That Probably Explains His More Open Interpretation To Scripture
“I mean, Arceus is the source of all Pokemon, so it’s only logical to assume that he allowed for Evolution to occur.”
3. The Pope Refuses To Enclose The Popemobile
An open vehicle makes it easier to make it rain the Holy Communion
4) The Pope Only Has One Lung
He lost the other when a priest from a rival denomination tried to nail him
5) The Pope Is Really Fit
His favorite routine? Crossfit!
6)…And he isn’t Afraid To Smack A Bitch
He’s not afraid to cap a motherfucker either
7) Pope Francis Doesn’t Judge! Age is just a number, yo!
The Pope knows that love knows no bounds, just legal restrictions.
8. ) Pope Francis Is Actually Part of the Illuminati
Wait, where are you going? Don’t go I have more facts!